GI Jon

So Jonathan came to visit me again. I have to say I think I am getting better at not turning red and laughing uncontrolably. He didn’t forget anything this time so nothing really exciting about that, BUTT wait there is. So as I check him out, you know his items, hmm there is really no good way to say that…….as I ring up his store items (much better) another girl from work is behind him and mouthing to me to check out his ass. Well he leaves and I, due to other customers needing my help, did not get to see what the fuss was all about. So my coworker begins to tell me. Apparently his back pocket on his wrangler work jeans had ripped a little and in turn made a hole where the corner would be. Ok big deal right, I mean that happens to everybody. So what if you can tell if he wears boxers or briefs. Well thats exactly what I thought until she revealed our sweet cutie pie Jonathan was going commando!!!!!

Have you gone through life missing all the good stuff, if so, say hello to your fearless leader.

I couldn’t believe it! I looked at her in amazement and aww. That was just so ballsy of him or of anyone for that matter. Of course this is when the story goes bad, well atleast for me. “You know he did that just for you” was what I was hearing ALOT. I mean what am I suppose to do. I can’t hide all this sexyness!!! hehe.

No telling what happens next time he comes in!

So he forgot his keys….sure

So today Jonathan walks into the store and smiles at me and says hi and I as well. I immediately tell the girls thats the one who wants me. We all laugh and have a good time well atleast until they all start picking on me about it. I then in turn start getting embarrassed and my face is turning red. So he comes to my line to check out and on one side of me is one girl just smiling at me and behind his back is the other girl I work with smiling at me like crazy. my face continues to turn even more red and I am holding back the laughter.

So he leaves and one “Sue” walks over to the register for something and asks me “Are these your keys?”

Me “NO!!!! Are you freaking kidding me?” (out of sheer humiliatio)

Sue asks “What?”

Me ” These are his keys”

I knew I had to give them to him and I got even more embarrassed.

Needless to say he came back inside and got his keys and my face was bright red!!!!

So now Jonathan probably thinks I am some crazy girl!

Sorry Jon. I’m not I just haven’t been thought of as hott or sexy in the past 4 years  from someone other than Jeff ( my man). Thanks for the ego boost Jonathan!!!!!!

Works little perks

So a few weeks ago this young guy came into the store and I of course look and say hi (its my job). That day goes fine and I check him out and he is on his way. He is very nice by the way and always happy.

So last week he comes in again. I tell him hi. He smiles and says hi. He does his shopping and comes to my line for me to check him out. His basket was full and he had a huge tire he was buying so I sat it to the side and we both agreed he could come back inside and pick it up since it wouldn’t fit in the basket and it would be stupid for him to carry it. So a few minutes go by and while I am checking people out I keep glancing at the door to see if he is coming back in.

 Lets give him a name because I feel that this guy will be in many more blogs to come. How about something sweet and boy nextdoor. I will call him Jonathan. Back to the story…

So I keep looking out the door to see if he is coming back and I keep looking to see if teh tire is there. I finish checking people out and run to the door to see if he has left yet. Alot of help that was considering I didn’t know which truck was his. So I look him up in our syste and get his number and give him a ring.

Me, after about five rings ” Is this Jonathan?”

Jonathan, with hesitatin “Yes…”

Me “This is Kaci. You forgot your tire”

Jonathan ” Oh I’m sorry I just have so much on my mind. I will be there in a while to pick it up”

Me ” Ok thank you, bye”

So while waiting for him i joke around with some other girls about how he forgot it purposely because he has got the hots for me.

He comes in picks up the tire and is on his way.

Until next time Jonathan.

Yay for work!!

So my new job has been a blast. There are so many funny things that tend to happen to me.

Ok so here it is….

This old man came in the store and kind of looked lost so I politely ask if he needs any help. He says no he was just waiting on his boss.

Let me describe what this guy looks like, he is probably early to mid 60′s, he had a old black shirt on tucked into cut off jeans. Thats right I said cut off.

So he and his boss shop around and finally come to check out and I ring everything including this little toy horse. As I hand him his receipt he says WAIT WAIT!!!! He starts digging in the bags and pulls out the little toy horse. And this is the dialogue that follows. We will name him Peter.

Peter ” I got this for you”

Me  ” oh no sir you bought it that is your”

Peter ” No but I bought it for you. Husbands don’t buy flowers for their wives anymore and when they do the wives always what to know what they are for.”

Me “ Sir I can’t take that”

Peter ” No this is for you. Now you can never say no one never got you anything”

And that was that. He walked out while the guys in line behind him are holding in their laughter.

He was weird. Thank goodness I haven’t seen him in the store again. I better knock on wood.